Anonymous asked:
Do you still have a boyfriend?

No, I do not.


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

Anonymous asked:
I can't do that

Why not?


i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

Anonymous asked:
Miss you. I miss you. I mean, kiss works too, but miss you

I would say I miss you/kiss you too, but I don’t know who this is. Come off anon? Pretty please with a cherry on top?


my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment