can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mootiness:

firony:

bombprince:

melonlordn:

ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

How eyeronic

get off my post

You don’t have to lash out

these puns are far too cornea

eyes

"My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life."

Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil  (via juliyeahh)

(Source: mrsrinrin)

"I didn’t realize it, but the days came along one after another, and then two years were gone, and everything was gone, and I was gone."

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via varst)

(Source: stxxz.us)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq)

all-right-blondie:

That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom)

suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

breehyphen:

I’ll be happy with just one anyone??? ANYONE???????

(Source: megan-hansenn)